the state of things


He Walks Amongst Us

by Elvis Shackleton - 09:34 on 18 June 2010

"You are a crapulent oaf!" cried the Mad Hatter.

He did not understand

Does not speak English so well

Making jokes about masturbation

As far as anyone can tell.

Wearing a grey suit

Tailored for expansion

He walks through the mansion

Of Planet Maradona

With shiny flesh not yet

Oozing beyond the collar

The suit must have cost a dollar.

Or two.

The Hand of God is fatter than before

Perhaps fed on too many sacrificial lambs

Yet the football is beautiful

If a little suspect at the back.

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