the state of things


Would You Like Fries with That?

by Elvis Shackleton - 09:27 on 27 June 2010

It's a fair cop

Ghana 2

The USA 1

The American dream

Has come undone

But you see

Winning the World Cup is not

Really the American Dream

That would be fame and celebrity

And a big house and a bigger car

And coffee with lots of cream

Ghana win

And the whole of Ghana celebrates

The USA win

And the whole of the USA says:

This burger is, like, totally too small

I'm going to, like

Totally YouTube this

And like call my lawyer

This is the size of burger

The British would have

I'm going to like

Sue the British

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