the state of things

 

The Hand of Dog

by Elvis Shackleton - 10:06 on 05 July 2010

It had seemed it would be

A South American World Cup

That's what the world was thinking

But the dull iceberg

Of European football

Stood in the way

And now the ship is sinking


Only Uruguay lie in the path

Of European domination

There by the grace of the

Hand of God

That sorrowful abomination


And what man

Would claim the Hand of God to himself

When it speaks of such wretchedness

Cheating and evil

Stand tall, Luis Suarez

A giant of the game

You short-arsed little weevil


No doubt

With morals and ethics so blighted

By summer's end

You will be seen playing for

Chelsea or Manchester United


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