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Fear and Loathing At The BBCHe's Having A LaughDigital UpdateThe Next Big ThingBook Sales. And Other Stuff.Index Jacob's Snakeby Elvis Shackleton - 09:47 on 09 July 2010Those people The ones who flew the flags from their cars What are they doing now That the tournament grinds to a halt The interest of the world flagging
The World Cup books in WH Smith Now sell for 99p They were always shit You see And are still selling for 98p More than they're worth
The Walkers bags of crisps Already seem stale Perhaps they will ship them to Spain For a last-minute desperate sale
The kits with stickers and flags and mouse mats and mugs Beer mats and pencils and condoms and jugs Adorned with St George and his over-eager flag Are now consigned to the bin and the bottom of bags
Only the hosts and the finalists care anymore Everyone else has moved on to what's next in store The next Nike advert, the next superstar Hunched over an England beer mat at the back of a bar Add your comment Please note that whenever you submit something which may be publicly shown on a website you should take care not to make any statements which could be considered defamatory to any person or organisation.
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