the state of things


The Return of The Urban Batcave Death Poet

by The Urban Batcave Death Poet - 14:06 on 01 January 2012


So, here it is. 2012.

The year the world
Will end...
According to
The Mayans.

But what the fuck
Did they know?

They thought the Spanish came
To play football
And eat tapas.

Yet nothing will stand in the way
Of hysterical media and internet
Speculation, scaremongering and screaming.

Men will weep tears of blood.

I predict a riot,
during which I will
read a book and eat toast.

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