BARNEY TALKS!

Added on 04 January 2014

There is another lost Barney Thomson tale, of which only the ancients speak. To this day not even Blasted Heath, the evil corporate giant which controls the Barney Thomson publishing empire, know of it. Now, at last, details are beginning to emerge of this fabled lost masterpiece. We speak, of cours...

KIDS, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EAT MORE THAN ONE FOR BREAKFAST On Course To Save Earth

Added on 03 January 2014

In other news, publishing insiders today predicted that we are now less than two weeks away from the publication of Douglas Lindsay's much-anticipated KIDS, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EAT MORE THAN ONE FOR BREAKFAST, the final book in his ill-fated Blog Trilogy. For some, and insiders believe thi...

5 Things You Need To Know About THE WORMWOOD CODE

Added on 02 January 2014

Obviously the title there is just a bit of internet hype, in the way you get those articles headed 20 Outrageous Moments When Miley Jumped The Shark and 10 Words That You Should Never Use Again Or You'll Die. No one needs to know anything about The Wormwood Code. However, since you're here&h...

New Titles For 2014

Added on 01 January 2014

Obviously masses of discussion in the press today about what we can expect from the Douglas Lindsay stable in the coming year. George Osborne has even gone as far as to say that the very future of the British economy, and by default the economy of the entire world, is pretty much dependent on the su...

Christmas Song Apocalypse

Added on 23 December 2013

If, at around 4pm yesterday afternoon, you felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pain, it was likely to have been as a result of The Guitarist In The Band and me murdering a series of Christmas pop classics at a festive, Sunday lunch. The hostess enqui...