THE CURSE OF BARNEY THOMSON & OTHER STORIES

Added on 15 January 2014

Here at Long Midnight Publishing we're just throwing together some leftover pieces of Barney Thomson to make a new short volume of stories and previously discarded barbershop scenes, which will be released shortly as THE CURSE OF BARNEY THOMSON & Other Stories. There will be five Barney shor...

We Come At Last To The Great Blog Collection Of Our Times

Added on 12 January 2014

Long Midnight Publishing, in association with Douglas Lindsay and The Intergalactic Council are delighted to announce the publication of the much-anticipated final part of Lindsay's Blog Trilogy, KIDS, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EAT MORE THAN ONE FOR BREAKFAST. This concluding part of the Trilogy...

BARBERSHOP SEVEN Chart Plummet Sparks Recession Fears

Added on 06 January 2014

When the people at Amazon combined the word Kindle with the eternal concept of The Twelve Days of Christmas and brought the world The Twelve Days of Kindle, it was a stroke of marketing genius that made millionaires of men overnight. ‘The Twelve Days of Kindle,’ intoned Professor Malcolm...

BARNEY TALKS!

Added on 04 January 2014

There is another lost Barney Thomson tale, of which only the ancients speak. To this day not even Blasted Heath, the evil corporate giant which controls the Barney Thomson publishing empire, know of it. Now, at last, details are beginning to emerge of this fabled lost masterpiece. We speak, of cours...

KIDS, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EAT MORE THAN ONE FOR BREAKFAST On Course To Save Earth

Added on 03 January 2014

In other news, publishing insiders today predicted that we are now less than two weeks away from the publication of Douglas Lindsay's much-anticipated KIDS, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EAT MORE THAN ONE FOR BREAKFAST, the final book in his ill-fated Blog Trilogy. For some, and insiders believe thi...