5 Items About To Be Declared Vegetables In Scotland

Added on 18 November 2011

The Scotsman are reporting that the Scottish government are taking great interest in this week's decision by the US House of Congress to declare pizza a vegetable, and see this as a good opportunity for Scotland to rid itself of its image as the unhealthy food capital of the world. Consequently,...

This Blasted Life #2

Added on 17 November 2011

The second thrilling instalment of the weekly column that several national newspapers are already calling "the weekly column" is now available at blastedheath.com. Click here to read the full thing in all it's gloriousness. "The Green Eyebrow would also walk unexpectedly onto th...

All Things Must Pass

Added on 14 November 2011

Following the weekend showing on BBC2 of Martin Scorcese's George Harrison film, George's album All Things Must Pass is, as I write, currently sitting at number 29 on the Amazon chart and number 74 on the iTunes chart, which means that people are buying George today in a way they weren't...

So, Farewell Then Albert Haynesworth

Added on 11 November 2011

Albert Haynesworth left the Patriots earlier this week. He was pushed. Some people reading this might be thinking, who in the name of Batman is Albert Haynesworth? For those people, here's a quick explanation. Everyone else, talk amongst yourselves. Albert is one of those big heavy blokes who pl...

This Blasted Life

Added on 10 November 2011

I've got a new blog starting today. You're probably thinking, Holy Shitbucket of Death, Batman, how exciting is that?! Well, it's kind of going to be pretty much the same kind of stuff that I've been writing for the last nine years. On the plus side, however, I think we're all a...