When There's No More Room In Hell, BLASTED HEATH Will Walk The Earth

Added on 11 October 2011

1 minute past 11 on the morning of 1st November 2011, will see the birth of BLASTED HEATH, a new digital publishing venture that promises to re-invent the book business, cut through the sludge of economic depression, change the face of publishing for all time, make empires topple, destroy western ci...

The Finest Blog You'll Read In The Next Two Minutes

Added on 10 October 2011

Spent the weekend watching Two of Two play rugby. He's eleven. Weekends spent watching eleven year-olds play rugby are unlikely to qualify for the best weekend you ever have in your life. Watching your kid play rugby isn't an enjoyable experience. It's akin to your kid serving in a war z...

The Return of THE MABEL RANKIN BEAT QUARTET

Added on 03 October 2011

Some rare recordings of legendary Warsaw rock/folk/alternative indie band THE MABEL RANKIN BEAT QUARTET have now been made available online. Arguments rage to this day whether the one-time recording session undertaken by Warsaw's premier boy band was an epoch-defining sylvan moment of rock genius o...

Rise Of The Planet Of The Men In Lycra

Added on 21 September 2011

Last week the Tour of Britain came through Wells. The professional cycling race, rather than a busload of fat Americans. Not much happens in Wells, so the Tour of Britain was news. Even though it's a cycling race. I quite like watching the Tour de France, although largely for the scenic mountain vi...

The Twitter Account on Pooh Corner

Added on 19 September 2011

Yesterday I got a thing on my Twitter account that sent spuriously shit, virus-laden DMs to all my followers. I changed my password, and immediately another wave of fuckbucketing pish poured forth under my name, with my big-nosed and moody b&w photograph attached. I changed my password again and...