We Are The Walking Dead: Our Civilisation Is Almost At An End

Added on 12 May 2011

Every now and again, when the sun has finally sunk into the western sky, the birds are quietening their general racket and hullabaloo, the dishes have been washed and the kids have finally come indoors after playing endlessly in the romantic late evening sun, one turns on the television and asks the...

Call Me A Crazy Fucked-Up Sonofabitch

Added on 11 May 2011

Last night on Twitter there was a lot of discussion about The Apprentice, which was really weird because the first semi-final of the Eurovision Song Contest was on BBC3 at the same time. Why would you watch anything else? I always watch the Eurovision Song Contest. I know, call me a crazy, fucked-u...

Update From Emergency Ward 10B

Added on 10 May 2011

Went to the doctor's this morning. My shin is still sore, eight days after running the marathon, so I went to see if there was anything they could do for me. The doctor was a young chap, perhaps early 30's, with short hair and a neatly groomed goatee. The certificates on the wall attested to the fa...

Lib Dem Blues

Added on 07 May 2011

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent Vince Cable from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the trumpets and with muffled vote Bring out the coffin, let the Daily Mail gloat. Let aeroplanes circle, into the void they'll be sucked Scribbling on the sky the message The Lib Dems are Fucked...

Shackleton Dead In Space Tragedy

Added on 06 May 2011

The world of Mars Exploration was rocked today when it was announced that gentleman publisher and international adventurer Elvis Shackleton had died while attempting to land the prototype Long Midnight Mars Lander on the Moon. Having taken off on a solo flight from a small island off the coast of ...