Sky Sports Don't Have The World Cup

Added on 16 June 2010

Suddenly the Home of Sport, seems empty and bare, as if all the children have gone, and all that's left are the boring mum and the boring dad, reading the Daily Mail, feeling dull and feeling sad. * Tonight Sky Sports are showing international polo, a game once played with horses, ...

Nomination for Mince Advert of the Year (Although it Probably Won't Win)

Added on 15 June 2010

Garnier Range - Nutrisse Radiant Blonde Without Ammonia It's not bad in the way the KitKat cross your fingers advert is bad. It's just.... BAD. Look out for the line: It looks so nourished. Is it just a really crap line, which would be undeliverable by anyone, or is it Davina McCall who's rubbish...

World Cup 2010 Predictions

Added on 10 June 2010

As one of the premier crime writers of the epoch, it is naturally incumbent upon me to set down in stone a series of World Cup predictions. History itself will judge whether or not they prove to be accurate. Well, actually, at the moment the future will judge their accuracy, but give it a month and ...

Lost in Space

Added on 08 June 2010

When I log into the bowels of this website, there's a page which reports how visitors come by the site. So when someone puts "Barney books" or some such into Google, and stumbles across me, I know about it. (I don't know who it is, just that on a particular day someone found the site by th...

Blogging Uber-Genius In Blog Comeback

Added on 25 May 2010

I haven't written a blog for a while. Suddenly I'm older than the Prime Minister. That never used to be the case. More than likely, I'll never be younger than the Prime Minister ever again. The PM changing so that suddenly you're older than him (or her), is one of life's defining moments. A rite of ...