All-New Barney Ebook Branding

Added by Douglas Lindsay at 09:42 on 04 March 2021

The branding of the Barney Thomson ebook series has been given its eight millionth reboot. That’s the news. It’s been a struggle finding the right covers for Barney. The series is, by turn, dark and comic and stupid and melancholic and grotesque and absurd and sad and silly and burlesque...

Excerpt from THESE ARE THE STORIES WE TELL

Added by Douglas Lindsay at 11:23 on 21 January 2021

Here’s a short excerpt from THESE ARE THE STORIES WE TELL, the thrilling new literary crime novel that the critics are calling, ‘a thing by the guy who wrote that other stuff.’ I don’t know how often detectives stand over cadavers in the morgue with the pathologist, chewing t...

These Are The Stories We Tell

Added by Douglas Lindsay at 14:29 on 18 January 2021

Today is publication day for These Are The Stories We Tell. It’s my 25th novel. As has been detailed here before, my agent couldn’t find a publisher, so ultimately I’ve had to publish it myself, and therefore publication day just means the day I’ve made it available on Amazon...

Shag, Marry, Skedaddle: The Biggest Bond Villains Graded

Added by Douglas Lindsay at 17:18 on 14 November 2020

Excerpted from THE JAFFA CAKE PARADIGM, Episode 3 of the second series of SCENES FROM THE BARBERSHOP FLOOR. Click HERE to read the full episode. Everyone loves a Bond villain. But what if you actually LOVED a Bond villain. With so many actual potential Bond villains in the world, from uber-weird El...

SCENES FROM THE BARBERSHOP FLOOR, SERIES 2

Added by Douglas Lindsay at 10:55 on 31 October 2020

In exciting news for the world of publishing, the weekly (or occasional, let’s be honest) Barney Thomson online sitcom-esque type of thing, is back for a second series. Given that Barney – widely acknowledged as one of the wisest men on earth, (albeit given all the other men, it’s ...