Solomon Green Back In The Recording Studio

Added on 01 April 2009

Another couple of days in the recording studio, finishing up the speedy job that will be the debut album from new beat combo The Strange Case of Solomon Green. What other bands spend months and years doing, we've done in four days. Recording done, most of the mixing finished, just have to complete t...

"Nothing To Say" Author Nears Full Week Of Silence

Added on 30 March 2009

As international blogging supremo, Douglas Lindsay, 61, nears the end of seven days when he has had, apparently, nothing to say, Blog Expert Elvis Shackleton discusses the likely truth behind some of the rumours surrounding this extraordinary web event. Once held up as the Blogging Super-Genius of o...

Author With Nothing To Say Continues To Say Nothing

Added on 27 March 2009

As world famous crime author Douglas Lindsay, 54, continued to say nothing for the fourth consecutive day, the next ex-Prime Minister of Great Britain, Gordon Brown, 67, embarked on a tour of the entire known world, in a desperate last-ditch attempt to drum up international support for his latest ef...

Dow Closes Up 1.17% at 7,749.81 Despite Author's Continued Absence

Added on 26 March 2009

In financial news, yesterday the Dow Jones continued its moderate rally of recent weeks, despite the continued no-show from Blogging Uber-Genius, Douglas Lindsay. Today sees the third day running when Lindsay has had nothing to sayTM. Market analysts continue to show concerns that if Lindsay does no...

World Famous Crime Author Has "Nothing To Say"

Added on 25 March 2009

In shock news today, world famous crime author Douglas Lindsay had nothing to say, and for the second day running did not post a new blog on his website. Millions of fans were left heart-broken and disappointed when they logged onto the site to find the same rubbish had been posted for the third day...