Rise Of The Planet Of The Men In Lycra

Added on 21 September 2011

Last week the Tour of Britain came through Wells. The professional cycling race, rather than a busload of fat Americans. Not much happens in Wells, so the Tour of Britain was news. Even though it's a cycling race. I quite like watching the Tour de France, although largely for the scenic mountain vi...

The Twitter Account on Pooh Corner

Added on 19 September 2011

Yesterday I got a thing on my Twitter account that sent spuriously shit, virus-laden DMs to all my followers. I changed my password, and immediately another wave of fuckbucketing pish poured forth under my name, with my big-nosed and moody b&w photograph attached. I changed my password again and...

Someone Like You vs. You Oughta Know: Which Is The Bigger Psycho Song?

Added on 09 September 2011

Sometimes you listen to an album sixteen years on and you think, Holy shit, I used to have that on the cd player every day, but it's fucking awful. What was I thinking? Then there's Jagged Little Pill. Sure, if you didn't buy into Alanis Morissette's edgy, bitter, screaming, hate-filled, bile-spewi...

eBOOKS WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN'S FLESH

Added on 25 August 2011

For centuries the publishing business has run to an almost perfect business model. If a writer wrote a wonderful book, he or she could do so in the sure and certain knowledge that it would be picked up by a respected publisher, regardless of whether or not it was commercially viable. Similarly, a bo...

It All Ends Here: The Final Episode of GOVERNMENT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Added on 29 July 2011

For several weeks now the nation has been in the thrall of the most astonishing zombie apocalypse thriller ever written, with episode after episode rocking the government and setting the political agenda. Now, at last, the episode that everyone's been waiting for. Following hot on the heels of Episo...