Cow Shit

Added on 28 March 2011

Whilst out walking the other day in this Green and Pleasant Land, past piles of rubbish and urinating arseholes too lazy to walk to the nearest toilet, I noticed there was a farmer rolling a cow field. Not cutting the grass or some such, just running a roller across it so that it looked nice. Like W...

In Conversation With Elvis Shackleton #341

Added on 22 March 2011

In the latest of their popular series of Conversation Pieces, Douglas Lindsay talks to Long Midnight Publishing Marketing Supremo, Elvis Shackleton: Elvis Shackleton: We may as well start with the news that everyone's talking about. Is it true that this is likely to be your last blog for, what some ...

Mars Spacecraft Design Unveiled

Added on 21 March 2011

In extraordinary scenes earlier today, here at Long Midnight Publishing HQ in downtown Bandar Sera Begawan, the world famous publishing company-turned space exploration mega-corporation unveiled the design for the space craft with which they intend putting two men on the surface of Mars by early 201...

The Curious Incident of The Song In The Prime Time

Added on 18 March 2011

What with having a nearly teenage daughter in the house, for the first time in almost twenty-five years I'm being forced to follow the ups and downs of the Hit Parade. (Possibly they don't call it that anymore.) Suddenly I remember that curious feeling of being annoyed when a song you don't like doe...

Man In 'Seed In Seedless Grape' Horror

Added on 17 March 2011

Details are emerging of an horrific incident in Somerset. A quiet town - where the peace is usually only ever disturbed by film and television crews, or by the shouting of drunks on the recreation ground - was this morning thrown into turmoil when reports emerged that a resident of the town had fou...