Back Catalogue 5 - Barney II
Added on 29 June 2017
Today in Back Catalogue, the series about my old books that critics have described as “too big to fail”, we’re going to look at the Barney Thomson extras; the compendium, the novellas, and the short stories
I gave a talk to the Scottish Club of Tallinn last evening. I was on before the chap talking about the slaughter of Scottish mercenaries by Baltic Germans (who were on the same side) at the siege of Wesenberg (now Rakvere) Castle in 1574.
I only spoke for about twenty minutes, covering The Long Midnight of Barney Thomson, the Carlyle movie, and then onto Song Of The Dead, doing a couple of short readings along the way. To begin with, I told the story of Beano*, the Glasgow barber who’d been the inspiration behind the character of Barney.
Then, last night I had a dream that I’d gone back to my old barbershop. There was an empty barber’s chair, the position vacant. I asked the guy cutting my hair what had happened to Beano. He wasn’t sure. Then I mentioned the book, and that I’d written it, and a shadow crossed the barber’s eyes. He looked troubled, and refused to speak to me again. The implication that I had ruined Beano’s life hung in the air like Shelob’s web.
Then I woke up.
Anyway, here we are with the second installment of the Barney back catalogue. It includes:
The Barbershop 7: The complete set of seven novels, with a free bonus novella, The Wormwood Code, in which Barney becomes the personal barber to PM Tony Blair.
The Face of Death: Set between novels 2 and 3, an early sighting of Igor, everyone’s favourite deaf, mute hunchbacked barbering assistant.
The End of Days: Barney becomes personal barber to PM Gordon Brown, and saves civilization.
Barney Thomson: Zombie Slayer: Barney becomes personal barber to PM David Cameron.
The Curse of Barney Thomson & Other Stories: Some shorts, and a few rejected barbershop scenes from earlier work. The most up-to-date story in the Barney Thomson Universe is The Adventure Of The Marble Tibetan Head, contained herein.
Yes, Barney Thomson Universe...
Of the personal barber to the PM stories, The End of Days is definitely the best. Or, the only one worth reading, to put it another way.
So that’s it for Barney. We may see him again one day…
*May not be actual name