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Ebooks Will Eat Your Children's Flesh

03 May 2013

In exciting news for the world of publishing, blogs from this site and from the previous Barney-Thomson.com site, are being put together and issued as a series of ebooks. The first of these - EBOOKS WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN'S FLESH by ELVIS SHACKLETON - is now available to order from Amazon.

EBOOKS WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN’S FLESH contains such Shackleton gems as:

Someone Like You vs You Oughta Know: Which Is The Bigger Psycho Song?
Bloody Scotland, Independent
The Distilled Essence of Pussy Galore
10 Christmas Songs That Are Crimes Against Humanity
The Slartibartfast Paradigm
There's A Windfarm Outside My Window
The Wacko Boffin’s Guide To Climate Change

and many more.

Excerpt:

According to the Avon press release, Gemma Arterton, this year’s Bond Girl and the face of the new fragrance said, “I'm thrilled to be working with two such iconic and established brands. The Bond Girl 007 fragrance embodies everything a Bond Girl represents – intelligence, sexiness and confidence.”
She didn’t really say that, did she? She took the money and let the admen put words in her mouth. She sold her soul to Satan. She will never work again.
To quote further from the press release: The scent is a sexy cocktail of velvety florals, cool freshness and warm woods. It features top notes of velvety white peach and orange blossom followed by mid-notes of jasmine, calypso orchid and freesia. The drydown consists of amber, cashmere wood and patchouli.
Perfect with chicken or seafood or to drink on its own as a light appetiser.

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