Ironic
Added on 21 June 2010
It's like rai-ay-ain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just couldn't take*
It's like Kaka being sent off
Because Kader Keita
With the honesty of J Edgar Hoover
Went down using football's famous
Face Clutching Manoeuvre
After the Brazilians for eighty-five minutes
Had rolled around
Like wildebeest on the ground
Brought down by lions
Attempting to induce red cards
And Keita will have learned
The art of Face Clutching
From Square-Jawed, overpaid Brazilian uber-legend
Rivaldo
Yet in the end
The referee decided to send
A Brazilian to wend
His way slowly to the showers.
Isn't it ironic?
* The first three lines are not actually ironic, apart from in North America where the Normal Rules of Irony do not apply