The Hand of Dog
Added on 05 July 2010
It had seemed it would be
A South American World Cup
That's what the world was thinking
But the dull iceberg
Of European football
Stood in the way
And now the ship is sinking
Only Uruguay lie in the path
Of European domination
There by the grace of the
Hand of God
That sorrowful abomination
And what man
Would claim the Hand of God to himself
When it speaks of such wretchedness
Cheating and evil
Stand tall, Luis Suarez
A giant of the game
You short-arsed little weevil
No doubt
With morals and ethics so blighted
By summer's end
You will be seen playing for
Chelsea or Manchester United