A Clusterbomb Of Christmas Excrement

Added on 21 December 2011

It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid. Apparently. And, just as every year we have to listen to the same damn songs over and over and over and over again, once again it's December and I get to complain about all those bloody songs, much in the way as I do every other year. This year is even better because I've got the THIS BLASTED LIFE column in which to do it. So click on Bing and head over to This Blasted Life for 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS THAT ARE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.

"It’s that time of the year when no matter what shop you walk into, no matter what pub you enter and no matter which radio station you turn on, the only music flowing is the bitter sting of the Christmas song. The same songs, year in year out, repeating again and again like the virulent acid reflux of yesterday’s onion bhaji."