Sometimes It Lasts In Football, And Sometimes It Hurts Instead...
23 February 2012
This week's This Blasted Life comes to you from the streets of Govan, where intrepid TBL reporter Elvis Shackleton goes in search of the truth behind the latest rumours surrounding beleagured football behemoths Glasgow Rangers.
Now, just as it seems that they’re hitting rock bottom and are destined to spend years competing with East Stirling for the mantle of Biggest Ball-Sucking Team in Scotland, This Blasted Life can reveal that other, more serious, allegations are turning up out of the blue, uninvited.
‘Consider this,’ says Professor William Connery, of the Institute of Outrage here in Glasgow. ‘Rangers were officially founded in 1873, yet the Scottish Football League did not start until season 1890-91. What were Rangers doing for those seventeen lost years?’
Click on the image below to read the full shocking details of the latest allegations that threaten to send Rangers plummeting to the basement of Scottish football. Which is a pretty fucking deep basement, by the way.